POTD: Shoes that should not be made for toddlers

Today I thought I found a couple of errors on BabyPronto.com's Brand lists: 'Heelys' and 'FitFlop'. Surely these brands don't make shoes for toddlers? Oh but they do.

Here is the collection of FitFlops for Little Girls, since apparently you are never to young to start toning your glutes.

And here is the collection of Heelys for Toddlers. Just learning how to walk? Great, now try it with wheels on your shoes!

Still, I suppose it could be worse. Let's make sure Pleaser & Paris Hilton don't get any ideas...

Theatre Review: The Importance of Being Earnest

I went to see The Importance of Being Earnest on Broadway before it closes at the end of the week. Since it was just me, I was able to get a discount ticket in the front row somewhat last minute. I was really hoping to be able to take my parents and grandmother next week when they are in town, but sadly, all good things must come to a close...or end.

Brian Bedford did an amazing job playing Lady Bracknell, the matronly, elderly aunt. I enjoyed how he played a woman in a comedy without using the fact that he was indeed a he for any of the comedic elements.

Bedford was worth seeing the play for on his own, but in my opinion, it was Santino Fontano as Algernon who really made the show. Hilarious and entertaining, I thoroughly enjoyed myself.

POTD: Florsheim's Copper Brogues

Hmm...I wonder if these copper brogues will turn to a lovely light, mint green shade if you leave them out on your porch?

POD: Sam Edelman's Pumps of Pain

Ouch! At first I was repulsed by these Sam Edelman Lorissa Pumps, but the more I think about it, the more I like them. It's an external visualization of what your feet are feeling inside these high heels. The best news? They're also available in pink, denim, nude, black, AND snake skin.

POTD: High Waist, Low Crotch Pants

Dear Yigal Azrouel,

I am seriously questioning your taste level with your Double Face Jersey Pants offering. They appear to be a union suit/skant hyrbrid gone horribly, horribly wrong. You are lucky that this is not Project Runway and I am not Michael Kors.

Sincerely,

Marie

POTD: Hat & Gloves

It's a hat! It's a glove! No, ok, it's just a glove-love hat. You really had me going there for a minute though Marc Jacobs.

POTD: Pump it up!

Please take note that this Bodybuilding Workout Top "looks great when worn over a string tank top". If I run into someone at the gym sporting this ensemble I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to hold myself back...