POTD: Hop To It!

Oh ModCloth.com, you have such adorable goods for sale! But this Hop To It Wedge perhaps takes things a little too far. Try as I may, I'm having a hard time picturing someone pulling this off. And yet it's sold out! Now that I live in NYC where you can see just about anything I am going to be on the lookout for hipster fashionistas sporting these little guys.

POTD: Baby Torture

This Stokke highchair looks more like a torture device than something I'd care to put my baby* in. Must be a dutch thing.

* This "baby" is completely hypothetical and by no means real.

POTD: Grobal Flower Pot

This is rare folks, I'm going to use "Product of the Day" without being sarcastic. Without being particularly in the market for a flower pot, I happened upon this Grobal Grobal Baby Self-Watering flowering pot and now I can't live without it. I really want to buy a few and create a mini herb garden in my new swank apartment in NYC...it's actually kind of hard to not order them now, but actually obtaining keys and moving into said apartment is probably a scoatch above starting an herb garden at the moment priority-wise. And no, I don't just like it because "Grobal" is really close to "Groban", although, it doesn't hurt.

POTD: Karmaloop Hiring Male Models!

Wow Karmaloop, I know we're in a recession and everything, but did you really see this guy and think 'YES! Now that guy is the male model we want to use for the Spring Collection!'? I don't think so. Let's all just be honest here, this guy stumbled into your building for warmth, you threw this RVCA black t-shirt on him, gave him a cup of coffee for his efforts and called it a day. Charming.

POTD: DSQUARED "Hiking" Shoes

Ok, so today I am cheating a little. I honestly couldn't decide which of these shoes was the most absurd/hideous. So today it's up to you: Which shoe is more grotesque? The Dsquared hiking sandal or the Dsquared hiking platform pumps? And I won't even start on how inappropriate the term "hiking" is for both.

POTD: That's some pumpernickel!

The makers of this westphalian pumpernickel bread are proving that sex sells pretty much anything. Makes a great Valentine's Day present!

POTD: Supplied Air Hood

These supplied air hoods remind me of the scene from E.T. where the scientists raid the house, except with now with more moustache! That scene was so terrifying to me as a kid, I wonder if it would hold the same horror for me today? Hmmm...probably.