The Top 10 inappropriately sexy Halloween costumes for 2011
#10 Tie between Sexy Rubber Duck & Sexy Panda
#9 Marvin The Martian
#8 Sexy Clown
I think the fish net stockings are what make this "Sexy", because otherwise just looks like a stupid, scary old clown to me (this is a good time to mention that I have a fear of clowns).
#7 "Sexy Rainbow Clown"?
(I'm not really sure what this is supposed to be the 'sexy' version of, since it looks neither like a rainbow OR a clown, but makes the list out of sheer ridiculousness)
#6 Big Bird
I'm really hoping for Sexy Snuffalufagus for 2012!
#5 Mrs Potato Head (aka Miss Tater Tot)
#4 Michael Myers
#3 Judy Jetson
I actually saw this one this year on the street- if anything it looked even more ridiculous in person. Without context you would have NO idea who this is supposed to be.
#2 Miss Scissorhands
OK, I'm not going to lie, this one I actually would wear.
AND THE WINNER IS.....
#1 Naughty Nemo
This year I am adding a new Category of ridiculous "Sexy" Costumes- Men's costumes that are labeled as "Sexy" but are decidedly NOT attractive in any way:
Men's Sexy Costumes: Groovy Guy
Gothic Gentleman Sexy Men's Costume
Sexy Fire Fighter Costume
(he's feeling a bit blue)
Men's Sexy Costumes: Twisted Nurse Too
Navy Adult Costume X-Large - Sexy??
Looks like Pronto isn't the only shopping search engine with normalization problems...
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