The Many Meandering Musings of Marie: POTD: "Sexy" Halloween Costumes

I find great amusement in the Halloween trend of trying to make ANY concept into a slutty costume. Last year's trends seemed to include a lot of board games (Sexy Scrabble anyone?) and 80s cartoon characters (aka Rainbow Bright). I always look forward to the wackiness that I will come across each year. So without further ado, I bring you:

The Top 10 inappropriately sexy Halloween costumes for 2011

#10 Tie between Sexy Rubber Duck & Sexy Panda

#9 Marvin The Martian

#8 Sexy Clown
I think the fish net stockings are what make this "Sexy", because otherwise just looks like a stupid, scary old clown to me (this is a good time to mention that I have a fear of clowns).

#7 "Sexy Rainbow Clown"?
(I'm not really sure what this is supposed to be the 'sexy' version of, since it looks neither like a rainbow OR a clown, but makes the list out of sheer ridiculousness)

#6 Big Bird
I'm really hoping for Sexy Snuffalufagus for 2012!

#5 Mrs Potato Head (aka Miss Tater Tot)

#4 Michael Myers

#3 Judy Jetson
I actually saw this one this year on the street- if anything it looked even more ridiculous in person. Without context you would have NO idea who this is supposed to be.

#2 Miss Scissorhands
OK, I'm not going to lie, this one I actually would wear.

AND THE WINNER IS.....
#1 Naughty Nemo

This year I am adding a new Category of ridiculous "Sexy" Costumes- Men's costumes that are labeled as "Sexy" but are decidedly NOT attractive in any way:

Men's Sexy Costumes: Groovy Guy